This Morning

Damian: I WANT TO WEAR MY JEANS! I WANT MY JEANS! (screams & tears)

Perla: You know you can’t wear jeans Damian Alexander, you have to wear them Monday thru Thursday, you know that honey.

Damian; I DON’T CARE! I WANT MY JEANS! SOME BOY IN MY CLASS HAD JEANS ON YESTERDAY & MRS. GINN DIDN’T TELL HIM ANYTHING! MY JEANS!

Perla: How about this? We take your jeans with us & when I drop you off we can ask your teacher if you can wear them today. Okay? (In my mind I knew they wouldn’t allow it, I know I know plain evil right eeeh)

Damian: Alright Mom (screaming ceases & tears are gone wheeew!)

Arriving at school. . .

Perla: Miss Ginn, can Damian wear jeans today?

Ms. Ginn: (looks down at Damian) Damian, you know you have to wear your uniform, you can wear jeans tomorrow.

Damian: But Miss Ginn, there was a boy in the class with jeans on yesterday!

Mrs. Ginn: I know that sweetie but some kids can’t afford uniforms.


(Damian takes the jeans from my hands, looks at Mrs. Ginn)

Damian: Well he can have my jeans then Mrs. Ginn

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