Thursday, February 9, 2012

Let It Rip, Let Your Mind Wonder

  • Don’t spend your time on that, when you could be spending your time on this.
  • Idiocracy is something you’re born with, you just can’t fade it so stop it.
  • I wish all my close friends & family had a blog. NO I DON’T!
  • I’m tired of Nicki Minaj, yeah you’re the stupid HOE.
  • The worst thing you can do is IGNORE ME. That ruins me in every way. I just want to know, a simple yes or no will suffice.
  • Making more money means a less income tax return. Fuck this life.
  • More money, more bills, less partying. FTL
  • My friends need to get it together, LIKE RIGHT NOW!!
  • Coachella please hurry, ME LONG FOR YOU ALREADY.
  • Can anybody else say “SINGLE”? I CAN. I’m as single as those dollar bills your man throws at a strip club.
  • I will not squirm at the sight of all the red & pink. It’s just another day Perla. I repeat, “Valentine’s is just another day.”
  • Don’t be so bitter Perla, remember when you looked forward to V-Day? NO!! Nostalgically is for losers.
  • Moving on.
  • Good Bye Black Berry
  • Hello Mr. Android
  • Sushi in my mouth pleaaaaase.
  • Hallelujah for Pandora.
  • I’m addicted to Starbucks, therefore I need an intervention SOON.
  • The new kitten my Mum brought home is brutally the best thing right now.
  • Welcome to your new home Luna Boona
  • I can’t remember the last time I got in an argument with my sistah.
  • Squeeeeze poooh-taaaah.
  • I’ll settle down when there’s a ring on it. Okay? OKAY!
  • Strippers are still not cool in my book. I will never step foot in a strip club. NEVER.
  • Denzel Washington this weekend. MY MAN.
  • I never ever trip just peace, happiness & love.
  • Welcome to Blogger Dre Day!!
  • Kanye West is still the man of the hour, the week, the month, the year, the decade, the century, the man of this cosmetic universe. You got that B? Word.
  • He’s not your man because he’s creeping with her. And her as well. Oh, and what’s her face? Yeah her too.
  • Ladies be thankful for HOES, there taking the trash out and keeping it with them.
  • Always a positive side to a down fall. You'll be at the peak of it before you hit the bottom, better make it worth it.
  • My knee needs to get better LIKE TODAY. Heal baby heal.
  • Alright, I’m done rambling.
  • PS. Botch you are the shizzznit. IMU.


Carmen Lee said...

I love coming here!!! To read and read and read and read!

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