Let It Rip, Let Your Mind Wonder

• Don’t spend your time on that, when you could be spending your time on this.
• Idiocracy is something you’re born with, you just can’t fade it so stop it.
• I wish all my close friends & family had a blog. NO I DON’T!
• I’m tired of Nicki Minaj, yeah you’re the stupid HOE.
• The worst thing you can do is IGNORE ME. That ruins me in every way. I just want to know, a simple yes or no will suffice.
• Making more money means a less income tax return. Fuck this life.
• More money, more bills, less partying. FTL
• My friends need to get it together, LIKE RIGHT NOW!!
• Coachella please hurry, ME LONG FOR YOU ALREADY.
• Can anybody else say “SINGLE”? I CAN. I’m as single as those dollar bills your man throws at a strip club.
• I will not squirm at the sight of all the red & pink. It’s just another day Perla. I repeat, “Valentine’s is just another day.”
• Don’t be so bitter Perla, remember when you looked forward to V-Day? NO!! Nostalgically is for losers.
• Moving on.
• Good Bye Black Berry
• Hello Mr. Android
• Sushi in my mouth pleaaaaase.
• Hallelujah for Pandora.
• I’m addicted to Starbucks, therefore I need an intervention SOON.
• The new kitten my Mum brought home is brutally the best thing right now.
• Welcome to your new home Luna Boona
• I can’t remember the last time I got in an argument with my sistah.
• Squeeeeze poooh-taaaah.
• I’ll settle down when there’s a ring on it. Okay? OKAY!
• Strippers are still not cool in my book. I will never step foot in a strip club. NEVER.
• Day 4 of Insanity. INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE. LEEEHGOOO.
• Denzel Washington this weekend. MY MAN.
• I never ever trip just peace, happiness & love.
• Welcome to Blogger Dre Day!!
• Kanye West is still the man of the hour, the week, the month, the year, the decade, the century, the man of this cosmetic universe. You got that B? Word.
• He’s not your man because he’s creeping with her. And her as well. Oh, and what’s her face? Yeah her too.
• Ladies be thankful for HOES, there taking the trash out and keeping it with them.
• Always a positive side to a down fall. You'll be at the peak of it before you hit the bottom, better make it worth it.
• My knee needs to get better LIKE TODAY. Heal baby heal.
• Alright, I’m done rambling.
• PS. Botch you are the shizzznit. IMU.
• PEACE