This man is so nonchalant about his birthday that it literally drives me half crazy. You were born today, 38 years ago you fool. This calls for some sort of celebration! God willingly, I will continue to celebrate you year after year because you're honestly the best human being I've ever met and had the privilege to love. Happy birthday to my favorite husband! (And then he would say, "But I'm your only husband.") Duh, forever. Te amo.